October 4, 2009

Go Ask Barry: Barack Obama’s Amazing Acid Trip to a World Without Nuclear Weapons
by Bill Levinson

We did a YouTube version of the animation we posted previously. Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” (recommended soundtrack, a song obviously about the kind of mind-altering drugs one must take to reach Barack Obama’s world without nuclear weapons) is still under copyright, but John Tenniel’s illustrations of Barack Obama’s world without nuclear weapons, aka Through the Looking Glass, are in the public domain.

We also changed the lyrics (copying and circulation is encouraged) so 9/11 denier Van Jones, as opposed to Nancy Pelosi, “stands Reason on its head.”

Go Ask Barry (recommended music: “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane”)

The red pill makes you larger
And the blue pill makes you small
And the pain pill that Barry will give you
Wont do anything at all
Go ask Barry
When he’s ten feet tall

And if you want nuclear disarmament
And you know anything at all
The caterpillars smoking hookah must have given you the call*
Call Barry
When he was just small

When we let the United Nations
tell America where to go
While Iran makes some kind of mushroom
And sets the world a-glow
Go ask Barry
I think he’ll know

When by Barack Obama
The United States is led
And Jeremiah Wright is talking backwards
While Van Jones stands Reason on its head
Remember what Barry’s pastor said

“God damn America
God damn America”

* There must be some pretty good stuff in that hookah, and it ain’t tobacco.