Sarah Palin at her best
Quick- articulate – likable – fiery – rational – beautiful – informed – knowledgeable – personable – humorous.
When asked if Obama can win in 2012 she said that if he declared war on Iran and came out in support of Israel “which I would like him to do”, he could win. Otherwise, no way.
Notice she is also wearing the flag pin showing the flags of Israel and the USA. Smart politics when 2/3 of Americans support Israel.
Why is Sarah Palin sporting an Israeli flag-pin? According to Abe Foxman, I should be very afraid of Sarah Palin because she’s a Christian (think: Spanish Inquisition) and a Conservative (think: Iranian Mullahs). Maybe Sarah Palin seeks to bring the Jews over to the Republican Party, but her ultimate goal is to convert them to save their souls. Maybe Sarah Palin believes in Greater Israel and seeks to instigate Israel to conduct an ethnic cleansing of Judea and Samaria to prepare for the Rapture. Or, maybe she really hates Jews and just wants their support because she’s a career opportunist. (And, like Rush Limbaugh, she’s now an entertainer, on Fox News. But really, who are we kidding? They’re both more like clowns, right? hehe!) But I don’t get it: If it’s just craven opportunism, shouldn’t she be wearing an Irish or Mexican flag-pin too? I know, some say she wants to round up the Mexicans and put them in secret concentration camps. But maybe she actually loves the Jews and wants to take over America for religious Jews and Christians and kill everyone else. She’s a hunter, you know! Abe, are you there??? Please help me out on this one! Yours truly, etc etc.
That sounds like a plan, although I would spare the Eskimos because people who subsist on whale blubber have suffered enough.
Even guacamole cannot make whale blubber palatable.
I would also spare any cannibals from Papua New Guinea who might be visiting America, based upon the premise that they just might eat Abe Foxman.
There is no accounting for taste.
You’ve tried that recipe?
They can gorge on Sheeple along with Foxman:
The Sheeple
This group will comprise the great mass of the human population. People with no idea how to live without cell phones, electricity and WalMart. You will be able to spot a sheeple because they will be standing by a dead car in a pouring rain talking futiley to a dead cell phone while wearing flip flops; in winter. Harvesting the sheeple’s resources will be the primary occupation of the other groups for some time after the collapse.
I thought it would go well with hyena vomit souffle.
Imagine my disappointment…
TRY THIS ONE!!!
FOXMAN CRANIUM COOLERS
A great summer pool party drink. This tropical drink, once served in New Guinea beach front bars, is the perfect cannibal thirst quencher.
To prepare:
First you’ll need a good cranium. It’s best to rap your knuckles on the gourd to check for ripeness. Shake it, squeeze it and smell it. Make sure the head is not connected to someone when you do this. Next, remove the top of the skull by gently tapping in a circle with a meat cleaver (do this over a bowl and reserve liquid). Remove brain and scrape walls. (Save for soul soup or use to compost your cemetery garden).
To Make Cranium Cooler drink combine:
1/2 gallon Old Bay Rum
3 pints embalming syrup
2 tablespoons eye whites (beaten).
2 aspirin
Add reserve liquid
And the juice of one lymph gland
Blend with crushed ice. Pour into cranial cavity. Add a straw, tiny umbrella and a slice of Adams apple. Serve to your guests with a little vitreous humor and your party will be a knockout. *Note: Don’t drink too much or you may wake up with your head in your hands.
ESOPHAGUS SPEARS
This delicate cannibal specialty is best served plain (steamed) or with a simple sauce such as Cannibals Cheddar Cheeks soup. The season for esophagus spears is year round but they are more tender in the summer and more al dente in the winter. Use a skin peeler for tough stalks. *Look for white (or albino esophagus) at specialty stores Massacre Markets or any Good Guts Grocers.
12 esophagus spears.
1 1/2 cups chopped bunions.
3 tablespoons pancreatic juice
Saute bunions until translucent. Add spears and cover for five minutes. Add the pancreatic juice, cover and steam five more minutes. Serve hot
That sounds great.
A natural for fondue.
If you’re unconscious, call the doctor
FINALLY, each time John Wilson receives a new batch of the powerful drug methotrexate to treat his rheumatoid arthritis, it comes with a sheet detailing its toxic effects which warns him: “You should tell your doctor immediately if you notice any of the following: Loss of consciousness…”
Fortunately, loss of consciousness has no adverse affect on blogging.
especially not ours!
You’re making me nauseous.
The name of abe foxman alone is enough to induce nausea.
I continue to believe I am right in supporting Sarah Palin. Nothing so far has made me rethink my support for her, despite some conservatives negative attitudes and nitpicking.
In 1980, the GOP establishment made an all-out push for Anyone But Reagan.
In 2012, it will do the same for Anyone But Palin.
And will doubtlessly be equally successful.
The conservative base is starving for a leader, and there is only one candidate on the horizon who fills the bill.
I have little problem with Romney’s politics, but he couldn’t lead Willie Sutton into a bank.
Palin comes across as a female buffoon. Shallow to the core.
I look at her and wonder…??? What kind of experiences can be arranged for these kind of people to teach them the truth of the real world , the equality of all humanity (not just the equality of their clique) and the nature of human suffering?
Perhaps all these politicians should spend a year in prison as a pre-requisite to entering politics to teach them self-contemplation and the nature of human suffering.
Can ask the North Vietnamese to re-open the Hanoi Hilton and actually pay them to run it. Sent d all candidates for Governor there for a year before they compete for office.
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Sarah has been given the kiss of death by prominent Republicans. They don’t want her. One Republican acknowledged that she has a “fan base” and that fan base will follow her no matter what she does. I was thinking about that. What creates this kind of people? This section from a certain type of socio-economic class sections is created by a particular kind of propaganda and socialization Their world view is all based on simplistic lies and propaganda and they have been imprinted like baby ducks. Such is the power of the mass propaganda of the elite. The elite creates the followers, then it finds the leaders for them.
Power rules, Amerika is not run by democracy or opinion but by the power of the elite.
It’s such a laugh how an all powerful elite that rules by economic totalitarianism through it’s fascist monopolies on business and control of government can get the population to oppose “government interference” which in reality is positive reform toward democracy and capitalism.
Power rules. With power you rule education and rule the mind.
With power you can motivate people to be willing slaves enduring lives of misery, you can get them to agree to “death” care so that when their economic usefulness is ended they agree to die. You can reverse the meanings of the words capitalism, socialism and freedom.
The entire two-party system is a single system of corruption, deceit ad oppressive exploitation. It has been mass forced introjected into the public mind It needs to be vomited out to begin fresh.
American politics are the politics of mass oppression and deceit. There is no hope there.
Palin is just a court jester, but her jokes lack both humour and interest.
See item # 5 http://www.israpundit.com/2008/?p=20435#comment-71567
GAMS AHOY. Cheap much? Skirt up to mid thigh for that Vote for me guys and I might pose nude in the oval office for you.
If you want to be leader of a nation cover up a bit more. You look like you will be going out after the talk to make a little money on the side.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zsCK0TdGnPA/S3DZSgn3UXI/AAAAAAAAFq4/xHCjINkF_aM/s400/idiot+3+gams+ahoy.jpg
You’re someone’s Mom, someone’s wife. What is the message you are sending in that short skirt ? But this is the one who attended a Memorial Day service in a mini skirt. Classy.
But then everyone waxed rhapsodic over a senator who posed with nothing on. He is a much beloved character on the right now. This is pretty much all the conservative side has to offer, second rate.
We call it youthful indiscretion. Yet there are millions who never went that route because even as kids they understood right and wrong.Now we have adults who have no clue.
The above photo is not the image a woman in government, a woman seeking more power should be displaying.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zsCK0TdGnPA/S3DZKsaLEFI/AAAAAAAAFqo/yUO7zXoHoGo/s400/Idiot+1.jpg
What’s with the doofey hat? Is she trying out to one of the 7 Dwarves? This is a middle aged women, not a teeny bopper.
I want our leaders to look the part. Not as though they are trying out for a B movie.
Gone is the updo and down comes the sexy, long , ‘youthful’ flowing locks of hair and short skirts for that ever popular come hither look.
Just not too hither or you will notice she is pushing 50.
Just what we need , a middle aged presidential wannabe trying to look “sexy” because “sexy” is important in the oval office.
And if this is what leads the tea party gang they need to offer her some mature, modest clothing so she can fit the part.
Can we demean public office any more?
Oh sure we can, what was I thinking.
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The pointlessness of individuals trying to have opinions in a world run by the power of mass organized lying machines.
Max you’re ranting incoherently once again.! Sober up!
Almost, not quite; if it was truly incoherent, I would understand.
I thoroughly enjoyed this comment, although I do not pretend to understand it.