Joke for Our Time

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Sent: Tue, March 01, 2005 8:23 AM
Subject: Joke that suits our time

This would be funny if it weren't actually what is happening...

Sharon visits a high school, hoping it will boost his popularity.
After his lecture he asks: 'Anyone wants to ask a question?"

Yossi gets up and says: "Mr Prime Minister, I got 3 questions:
1) Why did you get money from that guy in south Africa , which was totally illegal?
2) why did you betray your platform and steal the votes of all those who believed in you?
3) Why didn't you keep your promise to bring "peace and security"?
Immediately after Yossi's questions were asked, the school bell rang, and the students went out to recess.

Back from recess Sharon asks the students;
"Anyone else wants to ask a question?"
Kobi gets up and says:
Mr Prime Minister- I've got 5 questions:
1) Why did you get money from that guy in south Africa , which was totally illegal?
2) why did you betray your platform and steal the votes of all those who believed in you?
3) Why didn't you keep your promise to bring "peace and security"?
4) Why did our school bell ring 15 minutes before its usual time?
5) Where is Yossi??????????????????

Posted by Tiburon at March 1, 2005 08:35 AM