So where is Ronald Reagan when we really need him? "Dutch" saw the Carter inspired, Iranian hostage crisis of 1979 as a golden opportunity to send a sweet little secret message to a purely evil country in the making. "Return our hostages immediately or Tehran will glow in the dark for about 50 years."

The day Reagan was sworn in, 52 Americans at the embassy in Iran
were released. Wake up Sharon and Bush--the incubator of terrorism is handing you a solution to world terrorism on the proverbial silver platter. The Iranians want nuclear power; well, let's give it to them. Only when these 21st century fascists realize that we are indeed quite serious about our threats, will we begin to see the ayatollah lapdogs react with true religious trepidation.

The wacko part of the left and the radical Islamic world have partnered to defeat the ultimate superpower, America, and mini- ower, Israel. In any military battle with America or Israel, the so-called Iranian army would surrender in droves, crying in the desert like their cowardly Iraqi counterparts. After all, in eight years, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard could not make a dent in a pathetically disorganized Saddam military machine, which was decimated in no time by America and its allies--twice.

The only way to defeat a strong democracy is with public relations bombs. The world must realize that it was the blessing of atomic weapons in the hands of the most decent democracy that finally ended WWII. Although Hirsohima and Nagasaki were totally moral attacks during war, they are now being re-marketed quite successfully aseil
deeds.

Just put some dead baby pictures in front of caring democracies 60
years later, and they wince in shame. The left and the Islamo-
fascists learned a valuable lesson from the "radical" anti-abortion
crowd.

Ted Kennedy and Howard Dean have added venom to the stigma of overwhelming force" by showing that President Bush is more evil than addam, for causing collateral damage and allowing underwear to be laced on prisoners' heads. And so goes the Iraqi war plan, mired in olitically correct weaponry that must only harm the worst terrorists, while merely destroying the pencils of the enemy terrorist planners.

Let's be clear. Atomic weapons in the hands of democracies are important, holy weapons. The threat they pose has stopped some, although not all, evil from occurring since 1945. However, in the hands of totalitarians, terrorists and radicals, these armaments pose
the greatest threat to humanity today.

If we fight Iran in the same pc manner as Iraq, we will face billions of Iranian insurgents fighting for their beloved motherland; with many more martyrs than in Iraq. Why were there no insurgents in Japan or Germany? Because our military was mean and fought with overwhelming force, which is absolutely necessary today.

The Barbara Boxer's and Nancy Pelosi's of the world want the military to be this great social experiment in rehabilitating dictatorships into democracies. The only purpose of the military is to win with tremendous power, having the enemy fear you for a period of time and making sure no one on the enemy side has any bright ideas of becoming a hero against America.

We are not there to become pals. If that is the purpose of a war with Iran, send in the Peace Corps. We must put the fear of a real God into them by winning decisively, and taking over the oil fields for the world. What a wonderful lesson this would be for many evil, oil rich dictatorships, Venezuela included. And won't China just love $30 a barrel oil?

Of course America or Israel cannot simply attack a sovereign nation because a majority of its population is simply heroically retarded. Burning American and Israeli flags on the local streets of Tehran while bravely chanting, "Death to America, Death to Israel," is their only way to fight and win.

However, when the newly elected president of this pathetic country boldly declares, "Wipe Israel off the map," and "Anyone who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation's jury," those words are certainly valid declarations of war. Just check the writings of Sir Winston Churchill.

The world could not have asked for a better plan from Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, a corrupt, suicidal radical from the Khomeini days who
was swept into power by promising his poverty stricken, oil rich
nation "economic improvement, social justice and one Muslim nation,"
all points which Hitler himself utilized in his "one Aryan nation"
tautology.

Should the above dream scenario actually come to fruition, and the
Iranian president travels to the UN for an address to the Security
Council, we can rest assured that some brave New Yorkers will make
some sort of citizens arrest, as soon as his limo parks in front of
The Waldorf.

While awaiting arraignment in the Tombs, I promise to be a decent guy and visit him with a care package from nearby Chinatown which will
include a container of Mu Shu Pork and napkins with the Iranian flag on them to wipe the pork grease off his face. After all, we are still fellow human beings (sic) and must be considerate of good ol'Mahmoud."

So Mr. Bush and Mr. Sharon, let's turn this dream into a reality. We
have the solution to this major world problem, but we must act right
now. Give President Ahmadinejad and his ayatollah cohorts 48 hours to
leave the country. If they refuse....well then, just get the tongue
depressors ready!

Irwin N. Graulich is a well known motivational speaker on morality, ethics, religion and politics. He is also President and CEO of a leading marketing, branding and communications company in New York City. He can be reached at irwin.graulich@verizon.net