Gwyneth Paltrowitch! Your roots are showing!
Gwyneth Paltrowitch! Your roots are showing!
Hat tip to Jewlicious.com
Gwyneth Paltrow, the WASPiest looking woman on earth, a direct descendant of Rabbi David Ben Samuel Ha-Levi, a famous 17th-century authority on Jewish law, and great-great-great granddaughter of Rabbi Tsvi Paltrowitch, the Gaon of Nitzy-Novgorod in South West Russia is keeping in touch with her Jew-roots;
Gwyneth Paltrow has started taking her Jewish roots seriously after missing out on two years of fasting during the religion’s high holy days.
The actress was pregnant with baby Apple in 2003 and breastfeeding her daughter in 2004, so she made sure she honoured Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur in style in 2005.
And Paltrow plans to pay tribute to her ancestors every year from now on.
She says, “I am the result of generations and generations of rabbis back in Minsk. They call it a rabbinical dynasty.”
Such Yichus! Gwyneth, we’re shepping nachas! Give little Applele a kiss on her shayna punim for us and we’ll see you in shul next year darling!
Posted by Ted Belman at January 11, 2006 08:21 AM
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ShyGuy
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Gwyneth Paltrow's mother, actress Blythe Katherine Danner, is a Quaker from birth.
Gwyneth is not Jewish.
There goes "yichus" down the drain. A lot of paternal ancestors are roling in their graves, so to speak. So much for "nachas".
Posted by: ShyGuy on January 11, 2006 02:24 AM
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Ted Belman
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Ouch. Oh well.
Posted by: Ted Belman on January 11, 2006 02:54 AM
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avi
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Remember Zimri?
Posted by: avi on January 11, 2006 08:56 PM
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avi
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By the way , I am amazazed how the liberal Jewish media now ignores or outright promotes intermariage.
Daniel Pearls tragic murder was apalling, but how his parents exploited it with their book"Iam Jewish"
Yes he was born Jewish and died because he was born Jewish, but he was no more a martyr than Edith Stein. In between he lived like a goy and married on.
Their book should be titled"I am Jewish, but my son is not"
Posted by: avi on January 11, 2006 09:00 PM
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Leonard
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Avi - Daniel Pearl was butchered because he was a Jew. His last words before they slit his throat was " I am a Jew & my father is a Jew". He was proud of his Jewish heritage. Its difficult to understand what point exactly you are trying to make , if not to denigrate this accomplished individual for marrying out. If that is the point you are trying to make,then I think that is more a reflection of your own narrow minded values and your lack of taste. You certainly don't come over as a mensche or Tsadik for saying so. I am sure that his sons grandparents will imbue their grandson with their Jewish values and try to give him the best to make up for the absence of a father.
Posted by: Leonard on January 12, 2006 03:20 PM
Gwyneth Paltrowitch! Your roots are showing!
Hat tip to Jewlicious.com
Gwyneth Paltrow, the WASPiest looking woman on earth, a direct descendant of Rabbi David Ben Samuel Ha-Levi, a famous 17th-century authority on Jewish law, and great-great-great granddaughter of Rabbi Tsvi Paltrowitch, the Gaon of Nitzy-Novgorod in South West Russia is keeping in touch with her Jew-roots;
Gwyneth Paltrow has started taking her Jewish roots seriously after missing out on two years of fasting during the religion’s high holy days.
The actress was pregnant with baby Apple in 2003 and breastfeeding her daughter in 2004, so she made sure she honoured Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur in style in 2005.
And Paltrow plans to pay tribute to her ancestors every year from now on.
She says, “I am the result of generations and generations of rabbis back in Minsk. They call it a rabbinical dynasty.”
Such Yichus! Gwyneth, we’re shepping nachas! Give little Applele a kiss on her shayna punim for us and we’ll see you in shul next year darling!
Posted by Ted Belman at January 11, 2006 08:21 AM