Pedobear’s “Religion” Identified!
by Bill Levinson
It seems only natural that Pedobear (a symbol for child molesters) would find his way into militant Islam. The image is appropriate noting the Prophet’s fancy for pre-teen girls (Aisha) “According to the traditional sources, Aisha was six or seven years old when she was betrothed to Muhammad and nine when the marriage was consummated.”
Note the difference between militant Muslims, and Jews and Christians. Many of the Hebrew patriarchs (e.g. Abraham) had wives, but they were adults. If Jesus had a wife, she was an adult. Only Pedobear (Peace Be Upon Him) would find his way into a nine year old girl. The Taliban is meanwhile another version of the National Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA).
Pedobear would also make a great mascot for the United Nations and its sex for food scandal. Pedobear in a UN Peacekeeper uniform, anybody?
- United Nations peacekeepers in Ivory Coast have traded food for sex with underage girls, according to a United States Embassy cable released by Wikileaks.
This is the same organization that tells Israel what is wrong with its human rights record. Molesting little girls and boys sounds like a human rights violation to us, although perhaps the United Pedobears feel differently.